You Shouldn't Be a Rocketeer If ...
... you ever tried to launch a Cesaroni reload without the case (after you had already made that mistake before)
... you let your wife use the 50% coupon even though Michael's had several Blast Off Flight Packs in stock
... you've never put too large of a motor in too small of a rocket
... the phrase "Big Daddy" makes you think Adam Sandler
... you think safety fuse explodes when lit
... The only CATO you've seen was in a Pink Panther movie (Contributed by Dave Combs)
... you think a soccer field is for playing soccer (Contributed by Bob Cox)
.......you think NASA is a city in the Bahammas (Contributed by Carl Campbell)
[Posted: 2009-05-20 | Updated: 2009-05-20]